I don’t normally do this, it’s never really came to this before, but I’m afraid I’m in need of help this time. I’m a 19 yr old trans man, and my parents are in the process of divorcing. My father has recently begun to cut off my mom financially, and they aren’t yet in the process of settling alimony, so my mother is living off of an allowance of $100 per week from him, which goes by fast because of medicine, food and dog food. She has a dental appointment this Monday (November 29, 2021), and she cannot postpone it any further, as two of her teeth are already turning black, and she doesn’t want to get them removed. The medical bill is only $120, so every dollar counts! Even if I don’t have a commission sheet set up, I’ll also be willing to open commissions (just PM for details!). If you can’t afford to donate, just a reblog is greatly appreciated. Thank you so much.
love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out
Anonymous: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?
this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
What sort of monster do you think Wonka is he makes chocolate for children for god sakes
Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim
I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.
Y'all. “Hell is empty and the devil’s are here” is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It’s from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.
remember when that furry post went around with “you have nothing to lose but your chains” and people were saying “this is such a raw ass line and it’s from a furry post” but it’s literally karl marx
